10 Things I've Learned Since Becoming a Mom...in no particular order

1. There is no such thing as an"extra" napkin.
2. Knock-knock jokes don't have to make sense to be funny.
3. When a 3-year-old says she "hid" something, it doesn't imply that she knows where.
4. After listening to you and your spouse talk for thirty minutes on the ride to Grandma's, your preschooler will remember the one questionable thing either of you said and repeat it--out of context--to Grandma upon arrival.
5. The laundry basket is never empty.
6. The dishwasher is always full.
7. A toddler will eat anything not meant for human consumption, but she will, without fail, spit the pureed peaches back at you.
8. Stuffed animals multiply in the night.
9. A preschooler who cannot remember her own phone number can easily recall all the words to "Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off." And she will sing it to her Sunday school teacher.

And, finally...
10. There's nothing better than a toothless grin, a sloppy wet kiss, or a sincere, "I wuv you, Mama!"